From a book called “Lost in Translation, Misadventures in English Abroad” by Charlie Croker.
In the section “Eating your words”.
Los Angeles, USA: French creeps
Hong Kong: Rainbow trout, fillet streak, popotoes, chocolate mouse
France: Nut of Holy Jacques jumped, guinea fowl stinks to it and its farce with cheese-topped dish, almost cheese-dish of mould in spice on bed of spinach