Another few gems from Kaz Cooke’s “The little book of household madness”.
Embroider the days of the week onto all your underpants. Each morning, you will know which pair to wear.
Save old shower caps. Take a correspondence course in practical neurosurgery: you already have half the uniform.
All-over body moisturising can be so time consuming. Why not squirt a litre or two of moisturiser onto a ground-sheet and roll around on it each morning?