From “The enormous book of hot jokes for kool kids”.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a porcupine?
A three metre toothbrush.
Where do cows go on dates?
To the moo-vies.
What’s green and goes red at the flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why was Cinderella hopeless at sport?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Why did the sultana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date.